Thursday, June 28, 2007
It's time to party with Turd Ferguson
Yeah, it's a funny name. Funny. Well folks, life has come calling and I'll be leaving the River City for the final time on Saturday afternoon. I'm relocating the House to Tallahassee, Florida because Richmond just isn't humid enough. I'm not sure when the internet will be up and running at the new digs so I'l be taking a sabbatical from posting for a little while. A few fun facts about Florida's capital and State University:
* Tallahassee is located in the big bend region of Florida and sits 20 miles from Georgia and 15 miles from the Gulf of Mexico.
* FSU alumni include Burt Reynolds, Gabby Reece, and Richard Simmons.
* FSU is the only school in the nation that offers a major in Circus.
* The state capital building looks like a huge cock-n-balls.
If you're in Tally, just look for the tall guy going head to head against Chuck Amato in a wet t-shirt contest. Happy trails, bitches.
Any more than a handful and you just risk spraining a thumb. Labels: anecdotal evidence, I'm a big fatass, the new era
